ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Growing old is mandatory.
Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later. Nothing happened.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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