ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Age is just a number.
So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than your salary.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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