ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
True love is choosing the same person every day.
They're choosing, daily, whether to mention your chewing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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