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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer".
You've been abroad once, and you still talk about the airport.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your partner says they'd be lost without you. They'd be lost for about eighteen…
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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