ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Parenthood is a long journey
from "mama" to "can you send money" to them choosing your care home.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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