ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "so random".
You've told the same "so random" story at every party since 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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