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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Inside every older person is a younger person.
The younger person is furious about the knees.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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