ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every Monday you swear this week will be different.
You've sworn it nine hundred times. The week stopped listening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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