ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to something.
They haven't. They've committed to watching your stories within four seconds and replying to nothing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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