ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "found your aesthetic".
It's beige. It's always beige.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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