ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Teamwork makes the dream work.
It also means six people are ready to blame you. In writing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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