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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You left them on read "to be mysterious".
They didn't notice. They were also being mysterious. You're now two mysteries who will never speak again.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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