ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You got the ick because they ran for a bus.
You've been single three years and you run for nothing. Including opportunities.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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