ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before you'd finished typing.
The children have requested a second opinion. They'll be getting it in 2041, at their own expense.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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