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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question".
Zack has read your ideas. Zack would like them escorted from the building.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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