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Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a recipe you'll never cook, and one is playing music from somewhere you can't find.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
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