ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Love is patient.
Your partner is not, and has started a note on their phone called "Evidence".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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