ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline.
It has the growth rate of a fern in a windowless bathroom, and about the same future.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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