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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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You started saying "oof" when you sit down.
That's the countdown, out loud.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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