ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Till death do us part.
Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified end date.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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