ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Sleep when the baby sleeps.
Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the mortgage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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