ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
It's not a career ladder.
It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn and more endorsements than you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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