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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're not a CEO.
You're one person with a logo, a free email account and nobody to blame.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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