ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You went "no contact" with your ex.
You still check their Spotify. They're listening to the same sad songs. About a different person.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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