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Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending in y, right up until the all-hands where they mention you in the past tense.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- Your partner says they'd be lost without you. They'd be lost for about eighteen…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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