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You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast.
Combined monthly income: $14. Combined listeners: your nan, twice, by accident.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- Your partner says they'd be lost without you. They'd be lost for about eighteen…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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