ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle.
The kettle will outlast the excitement. Possibly you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- Your partner says they'd be lost without you. They'd be lost for about eighteen…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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