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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION
SATURDAY, 28 APRIL 1984
Monday has its own support group.
The group is everyone. The meetings are also on Monday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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