ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You film "Sunday reset" videos.
By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
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- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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