ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast.
Combined monthly income: $14. Combined listeners: your nan, twice, by accident.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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