ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "romanticised your life".
It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main character". The rent is still due, in a minor key.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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