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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life.
Someone will close them after the funeral. Unread.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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