ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "it's giving" about your own life.
It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent arrears. It's giving a group chat that muted you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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