ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen.
It will still be on that wall long after your name is off the door.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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