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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer".
You've been abroad once, and you still talk about the airport.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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