ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle.
The kettle will outlast the excitement. Possibly you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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