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You pre-ordered it for the cape.
The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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