ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Children are a blessing.
They're also why the remote is in the bin and your savings are in the past tense.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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