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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Love yourself first.
Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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