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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION TUESDAY, 26 SEPTEMBER 1989
Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime.
They said that last time. Your lifetime is very important.

— Zack, unqualified

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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
  2. They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
  3. The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
  4. You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
  5. Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
  6. Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
  7. Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…

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