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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands.
It will be the most productive minute of the quarter.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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