ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "on a gap year".
It's your third.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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