ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy.
The company did the maths on your guilt, and the maths was right.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
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- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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