ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The best time to start saving was twenty years ago.
The second-best time was also twenty years ago. You missed both.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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