ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Inside every older person is a younger person.
The younger person is furious about the knees.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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