ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Don't settle.
Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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