ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your squad misses you, says the notification.
Your squad is four strangers and a retention dashboard.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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