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You quit your job to "find yourself".
Found you. You're on your parents' sofa, and the Wi-Fi password has been changed.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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