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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your 5am routine went viral.
You did it once, filmed it, and have slept until 11 every day since. The algorithm doesn't know. Your landlord does.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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