ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212.
The game hasn't been fun since day 30. The streak doesn't care.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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